OJ Simpson is a piece of ...

Work? That word will suffice for hinting at how I feel about this pile of human dung.

Thanks to A Socialite's Life for this news: OJ's writing a book called "If I Did It," a fantastical view into how he would have committed the murders of his ex-wife and a local waiter if he hadn't, in fact, already killed them the way he already has.

I hope that OJ burns. And I hope we stop paying any attention to him at all. He's an attention-whore, and we are his willing puppets...